Meaning Of Wife

Posted on April 12, 2009 - Filed Under WWE | Leave a Comment

Santa: Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means…Without Information Fighting Every time! Jeeto: It could also mean – With Idiot For Ever.

Patient v/s Doctor

Posted on April 11, 2009 - Filed Under WWE | Leave a Comment

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, you stupid bastard!

Two Men Discussing…

Posted on April 9, 2009 - Filed Under WWE | Leave a Comment

Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married. I’m tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear.” The other one says, “I’m getting divorced for the same reasons.”

Married Girl

Posted on April 9, 2009 - Filed Under WWE | Leave a Comment

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.

Wife and Mother

Posted on April 9, 2009 - Filed Under WWE | Leave a Comment

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? –One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U Continue to do so

Little boy Johnny

Posted on April 9, 2009 - Filed Under WWE | Leave a Comment

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.” Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.” Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!” The surprised [...]

Drunk Man

Posted on April 8, 2009 - Filed Under WWE | Leave a Comment

A cop stops a drunk man and asks: Where you going? I’m going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism. At night? And who will give a lecture?My wife and mother-in-law!

Bar Joke

Posted on April 8, 2009 - Filed Under WWE | Leave a Comment

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re obviously drunk.” Our wasted friend asked, “Officer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?” “Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper. [...]

Funny Football

Posted on March 28, 2009 - Filed Under WWE | Leave a Comment

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